The Enchanted Feast/Transcript

Below is a transcribed copy of the Sofia the First episode "The Enchanted Feast".

Speaker	Dialogue
Cedric the Sorcerer	Ah, one Roast Turkey a la Cedric. And perfectly cooked, Wormy. One more spell and we'll be ready. I know that knock.
Princess Sofia	Hi, Mr. Cedric.
Cedric the Sorcerer	It's Cedric... Wait. You got it right!
Princess Sofia	Got what right?
Cedric the Sorcerer	My name.
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric... Was I saying it wrong before?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, what do you want? Can't you see I'm busy preparing for the Enchanted Feast?
Clover	Feast? There's a feast tonight?
Wormwood	Not for you, furball.
Cedric the Sorcerer	The King has invited all the kings and queens in the Tri-Kingdom Area to see me, the Royal Sorcerer, put on a display of grand illusion while everyone eats their dinner.
Princess Sofia	So what are you going to do?
Cedric the Sorcerer	I am going to conjure a royal feast that will dazzle the eyes and the taste buds! Then, I shall turn the entire room into a hall of Morpho-Mirrors.
Princess Sofia	What are Morpho-Mirrors?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Behold. Mirror, mirror in my hand, multiply at my demand Morpho-chango, let us see all our flights of fantasy!
Princess Sofia	Wow!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Yes. Now look at your reflection.
Princess Sofia	It's like I'm a totally different person in each mirror!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Nothing is what it appears to be.
Princess Sofia	Fun!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, yes, it will be, if you ever leave and let me finish.
Princess Sofia	Okay. See you tonight.
Rosey	Is is the amulet? Is it?
Miss Nettle	It is, all right! The Amulet of Avalor! I thought it looked familiar the last time I saw the princess.
Rosey	If you can get that amulet, you'll be the most powerful fairy in the world!
Miss Nettle	And everyone will finally make way for Miss Nettle!
Rosey	How are you going to get it? I mean, Princess Sofia knows what you look like, and that you're up to no good. She won't just give you her amulet.
Miss Nettle	Fear not, dear Rosey, for I have a plan. Tonight is the Enchanted Feast. And the castle is going to have a surprise guest, Sascha the Sorceress!
Rosey	Never heard of her.
Miss Nettle	Well, let me introduce you! Sascha the Sorceress, at your service.
Rosey	How perfectly wicked!
Sascha	Sofia will never know it's me, until it's too late!
Rosey	You're brilliant!
Sascha	Now, let's go make some royal friends.
Princess Amber	And there it goes. I win again!
Baileywick	Excuse me, Your Majesties. We have an unexpected visitor. May I present Sascha the Sorceress!
Sascha	Thank you, my good man. I have come to pay my respects to the great King Roland. Such a noble ruler deserves the finest scepter.
King Roland II	Oh. That's very kind of you, your sorceress-ness.
Sascha	Oh, please. Call me Sascha, Your Majesty... And such perfect children must be the result of a kind, loving Queen.
Queen Miranda	Oh! Why, thank you. That is very impressive.
Sascha	I know.
Princess Sofia	Have we met before? Your laugh sounds so familiar.
Sascha	No! I would have remembered meeting such a charming young princess with such a beautiful amulet. Of course, I have gifts for all the children, too.
Prince James	You do?
Princess Amber	What kind of gifts?
Sasha	Why, anything you want, dear. ♪ Anything you want, I'm happy to deliver Tell your little princess there is nothing I can't give her Anything at all, just tell me your desire No order is too tall for Sascha to acquire! What you want What you need Satisfaction is guaranteed Anything you require Ask old Sascha and by gosh you get...all you desire! I can fill your wrist with gems and jewels and bangles How can you resist a suit of gold that jingle-jangles? And for you, my sweet, let's be a bit excessive I'll swipe that darling necklace for something more impressive! What you want What you need Satisfaction is guaranteed Anything you require Ask old Sascha and by gosh you get...all you desire! All you desire! Ask old Sascha and by gosh you get...all you desire! Yeah! ♪
Cedric the Sorcerer	Allow me to introduce myself... Huh? Oh, I, I, I, I mean, allow me to introduce myself. Cedric the Sorcerer at your service!
Sascha	The Cedric the Sorcerer? It is an honor to meet the greatest sorcerer in the known and unknown worlds!
Cedric the Sorcerer	The honor is all mine. And you are the most beautiful sorceress I've ever seen.
Princess Sofia	Dad, does something seem not right about this sorceress?
King Roland II	Well, she seems perfectly charming to me. Sascha? How would you like to be our special guest at the Enchanted Feast tonight?
Cedric the Sorcerer	I'll be performing.
Sascha	I humbly accept.
King Roland II	Great. It's time for us to get ready for the feast. But please make yourself comfortable. Our castle is your castle!
Sascha	You're too kind.
Cedric the Sorcerer	See you soon!
Sascha	Princess Sofia!
Princess Sofia	Huh?
Sascha	You left your new necklace behind.
Princess Sofia	Oh. Right. Thank you.
Sascha	Wait. Uh, don't you want to try it on? I can help you take off your old one.
Princess Sofia	Oh, I never take off my amulet. My dad gave it to me and I promised to never take it off.
Sascha	But you new necklace is so much sparklier.
Princess Amber	If you don't want it, I'll take it.
Princess Sofia	Okay.
Princess Amber	Oh! Thank you!
Sascha	Oh...
Princess Amber	C'mon, Sofia. Let's go get changed.
Princess Sofia	See you at the feast.
Rosey	Oh, you almost had it!
Sascha	No, I didn't. There's no tricking that princess. She's too smart.
Rosey	So Plan A didn't work. You'll just come up with a brilliant Plan B!
Sascha	How about Plan Z, for "Zip-it, so I can think"? Hmm, I need to get Sofia alone so I can force her to hand over the amulet. But how? I've got it.
Rosey	What are you doing? You know how much I deplore daisies.
Sascha	Well, you'll only have to put up with them until tonight. Because during the Enchanted Feast you will sprout into slithering vines that will wrap up Princess Sofia and trap everyone else! Am I a genius or a super-genius?!
Rosey	But what about that Royal Sorcerer of theirs? He could undo your spell with a flick of his wand!
Sascha	Oh. Right... I know! I'll have to make sure his wand his out of order. A few sprinkles of my crazy crystals should do the trick.
Rosey	Super-genius!
Miss Nettle	I'll be right back. Don't grow anywhere!
Princess Sofia	Excuse me, Mr. Cedric? I need to ask you about Sascha.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, enchanting, isn't she?
Princess Sofia	I'm not sure. I get a bad feeling around her. And since you're a sorcerer, I thought you might know if she were up to something.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Fear not, princess! If there was evil lurking in the castle, I would most certainly be the first to know about it!
Princess Sofia	Well, if you think she's okay...
Cedric the Sorcerer	She is more than okay.
Princess Sofia	All right, I guess I'll see you at the feast.
Cedric the Sorcerer	And so will Sascha.
Sascha	How terribly gracious of you to let me sit with the Royal Family, Princess Amber!
Princess Amber	It's the least I could do after all the jewelry you've made me, Miss Sascha. What do you think, Sofia?
Princess Sofia	They're really nice, Amber.
Sascha	Don't you worry, my little jewel. I'm going to conjure up something special for you in just a little bit!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Hello, Your Majesties! As the Royal Sorcerer of Enchancia, I, Cedric, welcome you to the Enchanted Feast! But where is the feast, you may ask? Appetizio!
King Magnus	Well, yes.
Woman	Wonderful!
Queen Miranda	Cedric! Bravo!
Woman	Delightful!
Man	Oh, my...
Prince James	Whoa!
Sascha	Oh, my.
Cedric the Sorcerer	I meant to do that. Just a little joke before the, uh, main course of magic!
Prince James	All right, bring it on!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Mirror, mirror in my hand, multiply at my demand Morpho-chango, let us see all our flights of fantasy.
Princess Sofia	I saw him do this trick earlier. It's amazing.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Please step forward and behold your reflection in my Morpho-Mirrors! Oh! Not to worry. It's just a little glitch. Reverso! Whoa! Ah!
Princess Sofia	Oh!
Sascha	Allow me. Mirrors, mirrors on the wall, disappear for once and all.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh.
King Roland II	Magnificent! Well done, Sascha!
Queen Miranda	Mmm-hmm!
Sascha	Oh, thank you, thank you. You're too kind.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Your Majesty, I don't know what went wrong, but I'll get it right this time!
King Roland II	That's quite all right. I think we've had enough magic for tonight, Cedric.
Cedric the Sorcerer	But what about the enchanted feast?
Sascha	Oh, well if it's a feast you want, then dinner is served.
Baileywick	Oh. It's a real turkey, everyone!
Queen Miranda	Brava!
Prince Jin	Yeah!
King Roland II	Great.
Sascha	And if it pleases the King and Queen, I could put on a show while you dine.
King Roland II	Why, that would be wonderful!
Princess Sofia	But, Dad, I think we should give Mr. Cedric another chance.
Princess Amber	He had his chance.
King Roland II	I'm afraid Amber's right, Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric! Oh!
Sascha	Uh, wait! You'll miss the show!
Rosey	What do we do?
Sascha	Plan C. Take care of the family first, then Sofia. Lords of Earth and Wind and Light, bring my spell to life this night where this single rose here lies, an enchanted garden now will rise.
Princess Amber	Oh, beautiful!
King Roland II	Oh, my!
Prince James	Brilliant!
Sascha	Yes, grow, grow, grow!
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric, where'd you go?
Clover	Yo, you okay, Sofia?
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric messed up all his spells at the feast.
Clover	What else is new?
Princess Sofia	That's not all. I keep getting a bad feeling about the new sorceress. But everyone else thinks she's great. I don't know, maybe they're right and I'm just worrying about nothing.
Clover	Hey, Sof. Your amulet's, you know... Look at that! Is that...
Princess Sofia	Snow White!
Clover	Whoa. Wow!
Snow White	Why, hello there. Sofia...
Princess Sofia	Why did the amulet bring you here? There's nothing wrong.
Snow White	Are you sure about that? Once, an old woman came to my door offering an apple, but she turned out to be my wicked stepmother in disguise. And the apple was poisoned.
Princess Sofia	She was in disguise?
Snow White	People aren't always what they seem, Sofia. So you have to be careful and trust your feelings, no matter what anyone else says.
Clover	You know, Sof, you said that sorceress is giving you the heebie-jeebies.
Princess Sofia	Uh-huh. She is.
Snow White	Then it's up to you to do something about it before it's too late.
Princess Sofia	You're right.
Clover	Hey, where'd she go?
Princess Sofia	I've got to warn Mom and Dad about Sascha.
Clover	Wait for me.
King Magnus	Amazing!
King Roland II	My, what a marvelous spell, Sascha! Sascha? Where'd she go?
Queen Miranda	I don't know, Rollie. Is this part of the trick?
King Roland II	Hmm...
Baileywick	The doors are all stuck!
King Roland II	Sascha, I am not amused!
Princess Sofia	Miss Sascha, what's going on?
Sascha	Ah, you've come just in time.
Princess Sofia	Miss Nettle! What are you doing here?
Miss Nettle	I've come for the Amulet of Avalor! And now that there's no one to stop me, you will hand it over. Or else.
Clover	Run for it, Sofia!
Miss Nettle	Rosey! Use your vines to seal up the castle!
Rosey	With pleasure!
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric! You've got to come quick! We have a magical emergency!
Clover	Well, then I suppose you should ask a real sorcerer like Sascha.
Princess Sofia	She's not a sorceress! She's Miss Nettle.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Who?
Princess Sofia	An evil fairy. She's after my amulet!
Cedric the Sorcerer	What? No one can have that amulet but me... I mean, you, Princess!
Princess Sofia	Wait. Let me help you.
Cedric the Sorcerer	I don't need any help.
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric!
Wormwood	Stay out of my way, fur ball.
Clover	How 'bout you stay out of my way, bird brain!
Princess Sofia	Both of you, just be nice! We all need to work together if we're going to stop Miss Nettle.
Clover	Pff. He started it.
Princess Sofia	Just try to get along, okay?
Cedric the Sorcerer	So you aren't a sorcerer after all.
Miss Nettle	I guess that makes two of us. I am a very powerful fairy, though. I'd be careful if I were you.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Frizacto! Huh?
Miss Nettle	My turn. Have some bouncing bluebells! Oh, boo-hoo. Having trouble with your spells, are you? Maybe it's those crazy crystals I sprinkled on your wand when you weren't looking! Well, I'm off to fetch my new amulet! Ta-ta!
Princess Sofia	Mr. Cedric! What happened?
Cedric the Sorcerer	She hexed my wand! That's why all my spells weren't working! I can't get these...
Princess Sofia	Hold still. I'll help.
Clover	Hop aside, Sof. I got this.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, rabbit drool.
Clover	I shoulda left him tied up.
Princess Sofia	So what do we do now?
Cedric the Sorcerer	We go back to my workshop and get my spare wand! Oh, she blocked the stairs.
Princess Sofia	Is there another way to get to your workshop?
Cedric the Sorcerer	Yes, there's a back door outside of my tower. Follow me! She blocked those exits. And the stairs, too! Oh! It's no use!
Baileywick	Those vines won't budge, Your Majesty.
King Roland II	She locked us in. But why?
Queen Miranda	I don't know. But Sofia's out there.
King Roland II	We have to get those vines off the doors. Guards, use your swords.
Princess Sofia	Wormwood. Do you think you can fit through the hole in those vines?
Wormwood	Perhaps. It's too small.
Princess Sofia	Clover!
Clover	What? It's tasty.
Princess Sofia	If Wormwood carries you up to the window, you can chew through the vines. Then the two of you can fly to Mr. Cedric's workshop and get the wand!
Clover	No way I'm lettin' him put his claws on me. He'd probably just drop me in the harbor.
Wormwood	He's right. I could see me doing that, yes.
Clover	See?
Princess Sofia	This is really important. We can't let Miss Nettle get the amulet. I need you two to get along for one night. Just one night.
Clover	All right. One night.
Wormwood	If I must.
Princess Sofia	Yay!
Clover	Ow! Do ya have to dig in like that?
Wormwood	If you don't want me to let go. Don't eat too much. You're heavy enough as it is.
Clover	You ready to fly now, feathers? Ow. Look! No vines!
Wormwood	Excellent. Sorry. Grab a wand!
Clover	Which one?
Wormwood	Any of them.
Clover	Yah! Ow.
Miss Nettle	Where is that pesky little princess?
Princess Sofia	Oh, where are they?
Clover	You and I are gonna have some words later.
Princess Sofia	You got the wand!
Cedric the Sorcerer	My wand? Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Princess Sofia	Great job, guys!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Oh, that fairy will be no match for me now!
Princess Sofia	Wait.
Cedric the Sorcerer	What is it?
Princess Sofia	You need my help.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Now that I have a good wand, I'll be fine...
Princess Sofia	No, Mr. Cedric. You have to listen to me this time. I beat Miss Nettle before and I know what it takes.
Cedric the Sorcerer	What's that?
Princess Sofia	We have to outsmart her. And we have to do it together.
Cedric the Sorcerer	All right, what do you have in mind?
Princess Sofia	Hmm... I know, You can do your Morpho-Mirror trick.
Cedric the Sorcerer	But how will that stop her?
Princess Sofia	Because nothing is what it appears to be!
Cedric the Sorcerer	I don't follow.
Princess Sofia	You'll see. Come on!
Miss Nettle	Oh! There you are.
Princess Sofia	You want my amulet, Miss Nettle? Come and get it.
Miss Nettle	Gladly.
Princess Sofia	Oh!
Miss Nettle	Uh, what?
Princess Sofia	Oops, guess again.
Miss Nettle	You think you can outwit me with a party trick?
Princess Sofia	Here I am.
Miss Nettle	No!
Princess Sofia	Bad guess. That was just a reflection.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Mmm-hmm.
Princess Sofia	We did it, Mr. Cedric!
Cedric the Sorcerer	Mmm-hmm.
Princess Sofia	Don't move, Miss Nettle! Okay, let's go free Mom and Dad.
Cedric the Sorcerer	Flora vanisha!
Rosey	No! No!
Baileywick	Your Majesty, look!
Princess Sofia	Mom! Dad!
Queen Miranda	Oh! You're all right.
King Roland II	Cedric! You saved us?
Princess Sofia	He sure did!
King Roland II	Bravo! Now, where is Sascha?
Princess Sofia	Right this way, but she's not who you think she is!
King Roland II	Where is she?
Princess Sofia	Look!
Prince James	Is that Miss Nettle?
Princess Sofia	Yes! She disguised herself as Sascha the Sorceress so she could try to steal my amulet.
King Roland II	You were right about her all along, Sofia.
Princess Amber	At least we got to keep the gifts. It was just an illusion.
King Roland II	Like everything else about her. Now, I believe we have an enchanted feast to finish.
Miss Nettle	They haven't seen the last of Miss Nettle.
Rosey	Yes! And as soon as you find a way to untie your hands, get a new wand, and come up with a new disguise, you'll be unstoppable!
Princess Amber	I'm a mermaid!
Prince James	And I'm a clown!
Princess Amber	Yes, James. We know.